Nine Funniest Fashion Week Lines
"I’m going to be BIG, I have an MA in English and have a guy who does the tech side…. (and so does everyone, trust fund baby.)"
"The Demi Lavato pics and Katie Holmes ones are big bucks, I can be nice at FW, but if someone gets in front of me, I’ll gonna… !!!CAN’TPRINT!!!!!" them.
"I’m in school, cut class all this week, I sweet talk all the security guards and get into every major show, usually front row, cause I AM EYE CANDY and you need me." "And P.S. I loved Rosh Hashanah - More Empty Seats for ME."
"Who cares how many times I have to walk across the plaza (Lincoln Center) in 96 degree heat, eventually I’ll make someone’s Street Style snap."
"Oh, I thought I had front row, my bad, I’ll go back to standing."
"The Housewives have more offspring than the Octamom."
"Who is she? Who is she?" "Just some girl in a tight dress about 2 Spanx sizes too small for her."
"MENSA scores are so over. What’s your Klout score?"
"From guys with the big guns to little girls with the IPhones, I’m the professional, move, move, move. Little girls, snap, snap, ‘Got the pic,’ Awesome. BTW, where are your press creds?"